No one has made a satire that addresses sexual assault and campus politics head-on.

We are the sluts to do it.

This ain’t your daddy’s “losing your virginity” comedy.

Good girl Eve Allman always believed that true love waits. So when her impatient fiancee knocks up another woman, Eve decides to get even...by selling her virginity on the internet. But when her bang bid unexpectedly goes viral, Eve must manage the fall-out of fame, love, and manipulation before her big day arrives.